Dawn French: Oh, here he comes. I never remember his name.
Man: Merry Christmas, Dawn!
Dawn French: I love Christmas.
Dawn French: I'm exhausted already. So much to do.
Fairy: I'll give you a hand if you like. Now, let's—
Dawn French: What is that?
Fairy: Stop messing about. All your neighbors are coming around in about... now!
Dawn French: This place is a mess, and I don't even have any M&S food!
Fairy: Don't worry about that. Watch this!
Fairy: Your turn! Brace yourself. And now the grub.
Dawn French: That is reasonably impressive.
Dawn French: Pork pie!
Dawn French: Oh, welcome, near strangers! Please invade my personal space and eat all my ham and cheese scones.
Dawn French: Winter central hostess, me.
Fairy: It's not the work of the amazing M&S party, though, is it?
Dawn French: Oh, possibly. But when you're a people person like me...
Voiceover: This is not just food. This is M&S Christmas food for all the best parties.