Girl 1: Yakult, created from the mystical essence of a giant bonsai tree.
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Made by releasing the spirits of the beautiful God.
Girl 2: I'm not sure you're getting this.
Girl 1: Infused with the tranquil home of the wise man.
Girl 2: Right, seriously that's enough for that magical nonsense. Yakult was actually created by Japanese scientists using unique bacteria proven to reach the gut alive.
Science Not Magic